Monday, January 24, 2011

That won't be a problem

Stinx was in the washroom and asked me to help wipe his bum. While I am helping him he says, "Mom, just don't stick your finger in my bum, ok?".

Seriously? Oh my... I tried not to laugh and just said that I wouldn't make that mistake.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Ear rings

"Mom, I don't like Bee (his cousin). But I like her ear rings. They very very pretty"

Stinx, Oct 26 2010

Friday, January 14, 2011

God & Chocolate

"God prays for chocolate and says I can have chocolate now."

Later the same day,

"Bitta can have noodles, you can have noodles, but God says I don't like noodles."

Stinx, Oct 24 2010

Thursday, January 13, 2011


"Mommy, if you fell down the stairs and hurt yourself, I would put a band aid on your knee to make you feel better."

Oct 8, 2010

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Boogie Talk

Stinx - "Yesterday I pulled a boogie out with my hand and put it in my mouth"

Mom - "That's yucky"

Stinx - "Why is it yucky?"

Mom - "Because boogies are supposed to go in the garbage"

Stinx - "I said to myself, 'my mouth is a garbage'

I pretty much laughed my pants off.

July 30, 2010

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Tummy Talk

"Mommy, my tummy is still hungry and it told it wants another freezie"

Stinx, July 18 2010

Monday, January 10, 2011

Stinx, on breaking straight edge

"Mom, I have an idea. Daddy can have a beer and you can have a sip."

I explained that I don't drink.

"I can teach you how to drink beer!'

Once again I explain that I don't drink it.

"You just have to practice drinking beer, mom."

July 8, 2010

Sunday, January 9, 2011

The Stinx Series

Ok, a new series to keep things fresh. Stinx quotes.

Today's quote doesn't make a whole lot of sense but it has some interesting imagery. This quote was written down sometime in June 2010.

"The Pooger pooks me and blows wind out of his nose. He prickles me. The wind blows out of his nose and shoots the prickles out."